Hot Picks

    Check It Out

    Screwdriver Ring

    The screwy thing about this ring is...literal. And only literal, because the Screwdriver Ring isn't weird or messed up at all. It's awesome! A simple stainless steel ring machined with a Phillips head protrusion, Yetch's Screwdriver Ring is fully functional, though meant for light use only if you don't want to scratch it up. Puncturing...
    Check It Out

    Headache & Migraine Relief Cap

    Headache? Migraine? Just want to bury your head in the freezer or a bucket of ice? How about a striking purple hat filled with cooling, soothing, pain-easing frozen gel instead? The TheraICE Headache Hat lives in your refrigerator or freezer, chilling out when life is good, and ready for the day your head starts to...
    Check It Out

    Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer

    Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why. First, there's, "Hey." The shoe's greeting to me. It's perhaps not the most polite way to obtain my attention, but that's cool,...
    Check It Out

    AirTag Cardholder

    Have you ever wanted to sit on an AirTag? Well, now you can with the Ekster Aluminum Cardholder - your ultimate pocket companion that's as slick as it is smart. This is not just any cardholder; it's a fortress in a sleek, aluminum form that shields your cards from RFID skimming, which is more common...
    Check It Out

    Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals

    Shark Week may delight you only one week a year, but these versatile Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals will bring joy throughout all 52 of them. Wear the unisex sandals to the beach or pool during the summer months, and then get toothy - plus waterproof and anti-slip - at the gym or spa...
    Check It Out

    OOFOS OOmg Fibre Low Men’s Shoe

    What does your OO face look like? If OOFOS has done right with their OOmg Fibre Low Men's Shoe, it should feature droopy eyes, a slack, happy jaw, and possibly some drool. Like any other pair of OOFOS shoes or sandals, the brand would say. The OOmg Fibre Low Shoe begins with standard OOfoam technology...
    Check It Out

    Night Vision Driving Glasses

    Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing glare, enhancing clarity, and evening out contrast when the darkness gets mashed together with the extra bright. Like...
    Check It Out

    Sushi Socks

    They're sushi socks going on anyway. Probably more like kusaya socks coming off. Mmmm, take a whiff of that, Cornelius. All the wasabi and pickled ginger in the world isn't going to cover up the scent of me and my fuchsia slices of tuna after a day of paintball in the sticky Houston heat. Sushi...
    Check It Out

    VentaPak Backpack Spacer for Ventilation

    Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule up to walk, hike, or bike. For travelers and commuters schlepping backpacks, the VentaPak also helps prevent your shirt...
    Check It Out

    Women’s Lace Kimono Robe

    A little bit of kimono for the lady wearing this sexy lace robe, a lot of kimoano for the dude who sees her in it. These Kimono Robes stimulate, seduce, and bring up the boners, but with flowing butterfly sleeves and a satin closure belt, avoid going full-on trashy lingerie. They're coy cover-ups that, if...
    Check It Out

    Denim Bikinis

    You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...reasonably attractive. But compared to, like, almost any other bikini out there? I'll take a Bandage or an itsy bitsy teeny weeny...
    Check It Out

    Skull Shaver

    To raze or not to raze, that is the balding man's question. And thankfully it's one my lush bonsai tree of locks and I will never have to answer. But for the Thinners and Receders out there, plus anyone who just digs going follicularly commando, consider the Philips Norelco Head Shaver Pro 7000. Otherwise known...